GQ MAGAZINE – Justin Bieber went on a wilderness exploration – camping extravaganza over the weekend, which of course begged for Instagram documentation, which of course resulted in a bare-butt photo.
The caption, a delicate “dat ass doe,” points to the reliable self-confidence that has turned so many doubters into Beliebers.
Yet this Instagram post begs the question: We good? We’ve seen a wealth of Bieber nudity, from his first butt photo over the summer with the chilling caption
“Look” to the reveal of Bieber-dong that launched a thousand “#proud daddy”s. Alas, we are living in a post-frontal world and we have to ask ourselves, are we just about set on seeing naked pics of Bieber? Can we still appreciate a butt in light of a dong? (Note to Bieber: “Butt in Light of a Dong” could be a good title for your memoir.)
You might know Bieber’s anatomy better than your own (you even know what all his tattoos mean), but maybe that isn’t so bad. After all, what’s a Belieber’s job to do except to continue to accept the signs and beliebe? Today’s sermon is over. Amen.
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